I swear I need someone new. Someone who can put up with:

My childish ethics
My messy eating habits
My unglam sleeping positions
My endless demands
My thunderthighs and flabbycheeks
My weird taste in shows and music
My endless complaints and whines
My violent moodswings and crankiness
My stupid tantrums
My insensitivity
My need for understanding, care and endless concern
My want for senseless sweet nothings
My need of constant assurance of security

Okay, I sound like I need someone perfect/immortal but whatever. Any takers? :D I pay big big, anything you'd want. Just fulfill the above criteria.

HAHA I must be too bored of life. SS is killing me.
@ 12:23 AM